dylanwoahbrien:

otherbully1:

EXCUSE ME POSEY BUT IF DYLAN WANTS TO HOLD HANDS THEN YOU HOLD HANDS DAMMIT

they are so in love its physically painful

Anonymous asked: Can you please tag humans? Im a furry and don't like seeing gross people on my dash. Thank you! :3

dokibots:

what

what the fuck is this

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two

chrisprattdelicious:

Chris Pratt: New EW Portraits

hiddlesbatchlove:

lilmissitalia:

If there’s a “heavens no” and a “hell yes” why isn’t there a “purgatory maybe”

PURGHAPS

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

hotelghostgirl:

this goose looks like guy fieri

hrhprincessdi:

ctrlaltdelfeelings:

Maleficent (2014)

Cinderella (2015)

wait wat

robb stark is prince charming and that is all that matters

Anonymous asked: nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!* hehehehheehe!!!!!!!

koyohmi:

WHAT IS THE NUMBER FOR SOMETHING STRONGER THAN THE POLICE

arcanewinter:

huntersonahotelbed:

oh my fucking god

so i’m reading this harry potter fic

and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on

finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out

they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”

i can’t stop laughing omg

"Word has made 436 replacements."

"That sounds right."

damianmcgintleman:

"you’re too young to determine your sexuality" said no one to the heterosexual teenager

seedy:

i just witnessed a boy calling a vagina a penis flytrap please set me on fire

sexymilk:

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The Fault in a White Boy